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History Of The World Part 1


My own small contribution to Slade's rise and rise is indelibly linked in my memory with my first and only encounter with the late actor John Wayne. He too had his own curious rock and roll connection because Buddy Holly went to see his cowboy movie 'The Sons of Katie Elder' at Lubbock Odeon in Texas and picked up on the catch phrase Wayne used continuously throughout the film, "That'll be the day." which became Buddy's first hit with The Crickets.

When Hyde Park was just a flower pot in the Summer of  '69, I was operating my first press agency called Jigsaw (we had a number of puzzling clients) out of a garret in London EC4, next door to the famous gentleman's club, The Garrick, and representing the varied talents of The Who, The Beach Boys, The Moody Blues, Marc Bolan and Manfred Mann, amongst others.

In my days as a journalist on the NME I had become a close friend of The Animals bass player, Chas Chandler, who was now bending my ear about his latest discoveries from the unlikely back alleys of Wolverhampton. He sent me tapes they had made as The 'N Betweens and later Ambrose Slade in order to persuade me to take them as clients.

"Yoos have just got to see them live." insisted my late loveable and obdurate Geordie mate. "Live is what they are all aboot. I am going to set up a rehearsal just over the road from your office and I want yoos to come and see them."

Chas was not an easy man to refuse. In the back of my mind was the fact that he had turned up an unknown guitarist called Hendrix playing at The Cafe Wha' in New York a few years previously and managed him to super stardom. He knew talent when he heard it, so I half heartedly agreed the meet.

I was late leaving my London office that afternoon in June and bounded down the steps in my cool new shades onto the hot pavement outside and cannoned off the back of a huge man carrying a Stetson hat.

"So sorry." I said lamely. "I didn't see you."

"That's all right boy." drawled the giant turning and looking down on me with the hideous lopsided leer I had seen many times in the cinema and an equally hideous grey toupee, "I didn't see you either." I had just been "pigmytised" aged 28 by the great John Wayne who was shooting a detective movie called 'McQ' in The Garrick Club next door and had stepped outside for a cigarette and a breather.

"Guess who I've just bumped into." I asked Chas breathlessly, apologising for my late arrival in the basement club a few minutes later. "These lads are going to be bigger than boogering John Wayne." he roared instantly. "Bigger than Elvis and bigger than The Beatles." Chas never sold his boys short. As Noddy put it, "Once he was behind you he never left your shoulder."

I had arrived in the tea break and the Wolverhampton "all-sorts" were gathered around the tea lady, Nora, who poured a brew from a huge tea pot whilst a dew drop hung precariously from the end of her nose. I nervously awaited its descent into my cuppa but it hung on and Noddy was the first to notice my concern and ventured to suggest that it was "extra with a bogie." This was my first brush with his bawdy seaside postcard humour.

Chas confiscated the tea mugs and pushed his boys onto the small stage at the back of the club. "Wait till yoos hear this lot," he said proudly. "Yoos not heard anything like this band." He was right - nothing as bloody loud anyway. Not even The Who.

The manager stood proudly a few feet from the stage with his arms folded across his chest and a beatific smile across his face as though he was the goose who had just laid the golden egg, whilst the yellowing, disapproving features of old unamplified jazzers like George Melly, Kenny Ball, and Acker Bilk stared down upon these deafening young pretenders, from their black and white framed photos on the dingy walls of the club.

I retreated to the furthest wall of the basement and flattened myself against it, and though I wouldn't swear to it, I think the amps were turned up to 11. Just as my ears were recovering during a break the wretched bass player produced an electric violin that went down in my experience as the first string instrument to deafen me. Gradually my ears became adjusted to the volume and I began to realise that there were some major plus points.

The young Slade had the neat trick of starting some numbers beneath the pain threshold and then letting you have it force ten between the ears. They had both "yoof" and "whoomf" in their arsenal. The other most obvious asset seemed to be the lead singer with his gob-blaster of a voice, who sounded like a souped up John Lennon, plus the bass player/demon violinist who was playing some clever licks on his bass guitar as though it were a lead instrument. Most importantly the band was very together.

It was Nod who told me the tale of how Slade eventually honed themselves into a tight working unit, not only in the beat clubs of Hamburg but more crucially while doing some early forced labour in The Bahamas.

"For the first few years we were booked by a local agent in Wolverhampton called Maurice Jones, who became our first manager." They were considered a good enough group even then to compete with the better known bands like Cream, with whom he booked them out. Eventually Maurice came up with what he thought was an absolutely dream booking for them - a one month residency in The Bahamas.

None of the band had ever been anywhere that exotic and they were suddenly staying in a luxury hotel and told to order anything they wanted on room service and put it on the club owner's tab. The club proved to be little more than a shack in the middle of nowhere and they had to play several sets every night, of which the first was a selection of pop songs for tourists. But it got tougher.

"It was the later set we played to the locals after midnight that really scared us," recalls Nod. "Because we were four white kids in funny gear trying to please the local black gangs who were into calypso and ska. We decided to give them our James Brown soul selection and we could not have made a better choice because unbeknown to us Brown was considered a god in The Bahamas and four white kids playing soul music was some novelty.

"We also had to become versatile and adapt to provide backing for local entertainers like limbo dancers, fire-eaters and transvestite go-go dancers. One of the big attractions was called Silver Man. He sprayed himself all over in paint and did a wild Voodoo dance, which had to be completed quickly or he passed out from skin dehydration."

The compere was a gay bongo player called Eric who used to give Nod a drink out of his special rum bottle each night, which he had secretly soaked with marijuana. Nod couldn't understand why it had such an effect on him for some days. Eric overran on his bongo solo one evening while Silver Man sweated in the wings until he eventually collapsed and passed out. Nod managed to revive him by washing his paint off, but it was like that each time they played. "We were rocking our socks off with loonies every night," sums up Nod.

Half way through this Bahamas rock circus residency, disaster struck and the club owner disappeared with thousands of pounds, leaving them stranded with a massive hotel and bar bill unpaid. The hotel moved them into the equivalent of a broom cupboard and when the club re-opened under new management they took half of their wages until the outstanding amount was paid off. Slade had to slog it out for three months, working like musical slaves until they were able to leave the island.

Nod took charge again and sorted out their financial difficulties. He was always the one who had to budget their money when they needed a new tyre on the van or replacement equipment.

"We made friends in the Bahamas with a lot of local kids who were from American families," he recalls. "And they brought lots of records with them which had yet to be released in England, like Steppenwolf's 'Born to Be Wild,' which we worked into the stage act."

It was that crash course in survival in The Bahamas that pulled them together and forged the band's strong camaraderie. They came home a different a group and a lot closer. It was that close-knit spirit that sold me on Slade when I first saw them at Studio 51 in Great Newport Street that summer of 1969 with Chas.

As a press agent I was still a little suspicious of any group who could have once allowed themselves to be called The 'N Betweens or even worse, Ambrose Slade, but later Nod explained the misnomers.

"We were first introduced to The Fontana Records MD Jack Baverstock as The 'N Betweens and he disliked the name too," Nod told me. "He said it made us sound like transsexuals and then he went and lumbered us with Ambrose Slade because he had some daft secretary who called the things on her desk by nicknames. Her phone was 'Eric' and her typewriter was 'Sid' and she had two other items which I can't recall called 'Ambrose' and 'Slade.' Jack put them together and came up with Ambrose Slade."

Unbeknown to the band I had previously heard of The 'N Betweens as a journalist on the NME because I occasionally ran into an American hustler in the late Sixties called Kim Fowley, who looked like an ambulating stick insect and whose initial claim to fame was producing the instrumental hit single 'Nut Rocker' for B. Bumble and The Stingers. Much later he managed The Runaways

Fowley carried a briefcase full of bank notes, which he opened in the street to impress people, and loudly shouted things like "Outasite," "Super Cool" and "Groovy." He was an agreeable, eccentric blagger on the prowl in Swinging Sixties London looking for English talent to produce and manage.

"Kim Fowley turned up at a London club called Tiles in 1966, where we were playing as The 'N Betweens," recalls Jim. "He was tall as a telegraph pole and gaunt, with a big black hat, but was a really funny, eccentric guy."

"You guys gonna be huuuuuuuuuuuge;' he drawled to Jim, as he draped himself in the doorway to their dressing room. "You guys know how to PRO-JECT and you have a big sound. I am gonna make you stars because I produce hit records and I know how to grease and hype at the most profitable levels - and look, I got all my own teeth," and he smiled like a piano keyboard.

Fowley took the boys to "project" in London and recorded a cover version of The Young Rascal's hit 'You Better Run,' coincidentally also recorded by Robert Plant and his local group, Listen, at the same time. The record was number one locally but flopped nationally.

"We kept Tom Jones' 'Green Grass of Home' off the top of the charts for weeks in Wolverhampton though," recalls Don wryly.

Jim remembers The 'N Betweens as his first big chance at the big time in Wolverhampton, where they were considered a "group most likely." But his first impressions of Nod were mixed.

"When they told me that they were looking for someone for the 'N Betweens, I was knocked out because they had a real rep locally and were playing Rolling Stones rhythm and blues material, which I loved. What they didn't tell me was that they were in the stages of a split and the lead singer, who I rated, was leaving in addition to their bass player.

"The next thing I knew a van pulled up outside my home a few days later, where I was studying for my GCE's, with Don and Dave and this strangely older-looking cove in battered blue jeans apparently called 'Nob', who kept scratching his balls and looking at me suspiciously.

"I viewed him with equal suspicion as I knew he came from Steve Brett and The Mavericks, who were more cabaret than Rolling Stones. Anyway, I decided to go with 'Nob' and his mates as I had no other offers anyway. I called him Nob for three months before I found out he was Nod."

The band first rehearsed in a small pub called Three Men In A Boat in Wolverhampton to see if they would click, and right from the first Wilson Pickett number they struck up there was an obvious chemistry. They broke the news to the old guitarist that he was out - it was not an amicable split - and they quickly got on the road and began looking for a new identity. They wanted to be and sound different.

"It was Dave who gave us the reputation for a big sound," remembers Jim. "Everyone soon knew we were super-loud and people couldn't quite figure out how we did it. It started when Dave brought a treble booster for his Burns guitar. After I heard the volume, I had to get one and so did Nod."

Don's old school friend and their faithful tour manager, Graham Swinnerton, came up with the idea of linking their individual speakers so that each musician's output came through everyone else's speakers as well as his own. No longer was it all bass at one side of the stage and all guitars at the other. It became a source of amazement to other musicians as to how they got their big, well balanced sound before anyone had a mixing desk. They also now had double amps on top of massive Wem speakers, which were so tall the diminutive Dave had to climb on a chair to reach his amp.

"We were terrifyingly loud," says Jim. "No one slept or walked out on our act. We pinned audiences to the wall with what Chas' right hand man and ex-Animal drummer Johnny Steel used to call our 'G' force."

"It were loud tonight mon;' John Steel, another Geordie, would tell them after a gig. He had been frightened as an infant in Newcastle by an early English black and white movie called 'The Sound Barrier' in which the earth's gravitational pull impacted on the pilots face. "The G force was forcing back the skin on my face, and mind yoos I was at the back of the hall." John would tell them mockingly, stretching his cheeks with his fingers. John loved Slade and was a terrific support to them in the early days.

"We had this attitude that every time we went on stage we would make it an event;' says Jim. "When Nod joined he was playing lead guitar and I played a bass as if it was lead, then when Dave opened up we had a three strikers up front. We created a solid wave of sound in front of us and Don provided the wall behind us. We had that attitude which the kids took in those days that if it was too loud then you were too old."

It was as Ambrose Slade that the group recorded their first album for Philips Fontana. On 'Beginnings' they included a bit of everything, such as the Beatle's song 'Martha My Dear,' Steppenwolf's 'Born to be Wild' plus the Moody Blues composition 'Fly Me High.' If anything there was a bit too much variety and no identity of their own, although it clearly demonstrated their versatility.

Right from the start, as their PR, I plotted publicity ideas with Chas to go with their first single (as Slade), 'Wild Winds Are Blowing', which was a great favourite on stage but refused to chart. Gone was the time when he could buy a single into the top twenty like he admitted doing for Hendrix's first record 'Hey Joe.'

"Eeee it's not like the good old bad days," Chas said to me with exasperation after another flop single.
"Yoos cannae fix 'neebody these days - I do miss payola."

Most of the initial publicity I generated in the first year leaned heavily on the boys being Jimi Hendrix manager's latest discovery. Rock writers in the main seemed wary of them, despite their obvious talents, and the fact that they looked no different to a hundred other bands didn't help.

We had to find some way of drawing attention to the group so that people would be curious enough to discover for themselves how good they were. Sadly when their second single, 'The Shape Of Things To Come', also flopped despite an excellent production and some favourable reviews, Chas and I had a council of war in a pub behind his London office and after a few pints I came up with what felt like a brain wave.

"We have to ally them to something that is in the news now to generate publicity;' I said to Chas. "Something that is fashionable but dangerous and causing controversy. The answer could be ... The Skinheads. We could turn 'em into the first skinhead band, but you could never talk them into those shaved heads, boots and braces, could you?"

Chas's eyes lit up in much the same way as when I had once suggested Hendrix set fire to his guitar for the first time. "Brilliant;' he said "Yoos leave that to me, mon."

When I sobered up next morning I was having doubts and rang Chas directly on getting into my office.

"We can't do this to them," I pleaded. "They're nice guys, not nasty skinheads. We might alienate the press with this."

"Too late," said Chas jovially. "We've got the boots and braces and they're in the barbers now getting the hair shaved off for a photographer."

"Jesus!" I gulped.

Chas always had the courage of other people's convictions and I was now committed to representing the boot boys of rock and roll. Once on the move he was as unstoppable as a Centurion tank. When I eventually saw the new photos I wasn't quite convinced that Dave and Jim had gone far enough, but in those long haired hippy days even relatively short hair was controversial and the boots and braces certainly made them look different.

"It was Chas who really persuaded us to go through with it;' says Nod. "Dave was almost in tears when they cut his hair because he was so vain about it. At first he refused but then Chas said, 'Do yoos want to be a milliooonaire or noo, Devid?' Well that was all you had to say to Dave at any time.

"Don and I sort of liked the tough image because it gave us an edge at gigs;' adds Nod. "Jim and Dave hated it. From that point on we never had any trouble getting paid at venues though - people were nervous of us and we were not being ignored.

"Difficulties arose when The BBC banned 'The Shape OfThings To Come' because they thought we might be the real thing and inciting violence. Stanley Dorfmann, who directed Top of the Pops, first refused to have us on because his son had been beaten up by skinheads, but relented later;' says Nod. "In fact we were more often the victims of our own image than victors. The real skinheads never really accepted us because they liked ska and blue beat and we played rock with a violin, but the establishment were nervous about whether we were for real."

Finally, about 50 or so real skinheads turned up at Guildford Civic Hall to sort Slade out and it was only due to the fact that Noddy had taken to carrying an air rifle for protection, and waving it out the window of the van like Clint Eastwood, that they got away without a beating. However, unlike before, when they turned up at a gig or a TV show and no one took any notice of them, now it was a case of: "Look out - it's them."

That skinhead image I prefabricated did get them press attention because Disc, NME and the Daily Express all ran pieces and photos of them for the first time. Slade may have been getting noticed for all the wrong reasons but we stuck a boot in the media's door. Now all they needed was a hit record.

The number that always got the fans going at gigs was their final song, a version of the old Little Richard record 'Get Down And Get With It.' Chas encouraged them to record it as though it were live to capture the excitement they were generating at clubs. He took them to the big studio at Olympic in Barnes for the first time. They felt at home in a space the size of  an aircraft hanger and re-created a live performance. Nod sang with the group in the studio and they added the boot stomping later themselves by overdubbing until they sounded like a regiment of the Guards tromping through the studio.

"The other breakthrough was in the way we recorded Nod's voice," says Jim. "I was talking to the studio engineer about the big voice Lennon was getting on record and he said, 'Oh, you mean ADT' which stood for Automatic Double Track, and we did that with Nod's voice and it sounded fantastic. He had a big voice anyway but this made him sound colossal."

"Chas always mixed my vocals right up front," says Nod. "It used to piss the others off at times but then his justification was: 'lf yoos have a greet song, yoos want people to hear the words, don't yoos?'

Nod remembers that although by this time they'd discarded the controversial skinhead look and re-grown their hair, there were a few street elements that he held onto and adapted.

"I kept the trousers at ankle length, and so did the others, and the braces, but added a huge flat cap and later really lurid jackets," says Nod. "It gave me a matey, macho stance that older media people thought of as music hall, so they no longer felt threatened. And then Dave fell in love with glam rock and went to shop for stage clothes on the planet Zod."

There was a minor hiccup with 'Get Down And Get with It' when the band dutifully began paying over the publishing royalties to Little Richard. It said R. Penniman (his real name) on the composing credits but the song was actually written by Bobby Marchan and he was not happy.

"I've got a copy of his original record somewhere, which was not a hit, and neither was Little Richard's version," says Nod. "I'm not sure 'Little' ever forked out his royalties to Marchan, but we did."

After the success of ' Get Down .. .' the next challenge was to follow it and Chas kept on at them to write something themselves.

"Why don't yoos lads write aboot six?" said Chas to Jim.

"You want me to write about tea time?" queried a puzzled Jim.

"No," said Chas, exasperatedly trying to moderate his thick Geordie accent. "I mean like women. Y'know, the opposite six, mon?"

"Chas originally decided to pair Jim and me off because he hadn't tried the combination before," says Nod. "We seemed to suit each other because Jim liked to come with an idea worked out and I would sing my way into what he'd written. Then I would come back with my lyric and feel and he would hear my vocal with his melody for the first time. Sometimes he liked it and sometimes he didn't."

"My first take in the studio would usually be the best because that was when it came straight from the heart. It was the method I had heard that Elvis and Little Richard used to record their million-selling hits. It was nearly always my first or second takes that were used on the finished record."

The band would get their chance to contribute in the studio later, plus Chas would become involved as producer, which usually meant Jim would have to remove a keyboard or an organ.

"I think keyboard is a terrible idea, Jim," Chas would say. "It always reminds me of Pricey (former Animals organ player Alan Price) when he ran off and left The Animals in the lurch." Dave would usually agree because he thought anything with keyboard, no matter how appropriate, resulted in less success. The beautiful 'How Does It Feel' only made number 20.

"Piano equals failure," muttered Dave to one side.

Nod and Jim both nurtured a healthy respect for jazz virtuosos Django Reinhardt and Stephane Grappelli, whose works they tuned up to back stage as a jam. Jim can recall doing this in the their room at a charity concert at Wembley in the early Seventies when suddenly the now dearly departed comedian Spike Milligan appeared and just sat down to listen. The boys stopped and smiled politely and asked if there was anything they could do for him.

"No, I heard what you were doing and just came to listen. You're great I can't wait for you to go on," said Spike. What the loveable old comic, who was jazz fan, thought of their thunderous on stage performance later is not on record. Slade's own tribute to these two influential jazzers was the B-side 'Kill 'Em' At The Hot Club Tonite', the Hot Club being the venue that Stephane and Django made famous in Paris.

Jim also used a Grappelli-style violin break on 'Coz I Luv You' which he adapted at home in Wolverhampton, where his dad complained about "the horrible noise" and Jim patiently explained he was writing a "sixy" song for Chas, before taking it round to Nod's house to work on.

"I actually wrote 'Cos I Luv You' in about 20 minutes on the basis of what Jim had already put down," says Nod. "We weren't convinced it was us because it sounded like a pop song at first, but in the studio we 'Sladeified' it."

When they played Chas their acoustic version of "Coz I Luv You" he listened intently, paused and then proclaimed in his usual emphatic Geordie tones: "Yoos have just written yers first number one."

Jim and Nod thought he was mad, seeing as it was then quite a gently paced love song and not what was expected from Slade as a follow up to 'Get Down .. .'. However, Chas recognised the ingredients of a great big beat ballad and things changed in the studio when original title 'Because I Love You' became 'Coz I Luv You' and the group stamped their own musical personality all over the song.

Chas picked up on "bog wall easy speek" for the record titles in the same way as he had once adapted a certain Jimmy Hendricks to Jimi Hendrix, establishing the "skool's out alphabet." He knew if there was one thing that put kids on your side it was the ridiculing of a persistent adult moan, such as their children's poor spelling, plus Nod agreed because he'd seen the writing on the walls in Wolverhampton toilets and it looked and sounded the way they spoke "bak 'ome."

"When we first recorded 'Cos I LuvYou' I was completely dissatisfied with the way we interpreted it," says Jim. "It came out sounding too sugary for me. Now I feel it was one of the most complete songs we ever recorded because it was the simplest."

Chas was at his best field-marshalling the marketing strategy with the record company and using his Beatles' formula blueprint. If the Fabs could go straight to number one then his boys could as well. Chas pre-plugged on the radio, gave prior notice to the fan club and set up a pre-demand strategy that would be copied and refined with every single from then on to create huge advance orders and send Slade singles catapulting straight into the number one slot.

Once Slade hit the top with 'Coz I Luv You' they were on a roll and the follow-up, 'Look Wot You Dun,' made a very respectable number four in the charts. "We were unsure about it," recalls Nod. "We thought it might be a bit too keyboards based and it was not in our stomp and roll style, which suited the stage, but it did have a Beatles feel, which Chas liked."

"Piano equals failure," grumbled "The Glittering One" from a dressing room corner when 'Look Wot You Dun' became a comparative flop by not hitting number one like its predecessor.

The next single 'Tak' Me Bak 'Ome' was right up the fan's alley and tailor made for the stage. It was a red hot number one. The lyric was inspired by their image as home-loving boys who genuinely looked forward to going back to Wolverhampton. Slade never felt comfortable with the swinging London set, which their manager was keen for them to infiltrate. Slade were, as Nod often said, "no good at pretending to be cool."

On the back of the success of' Tak' Me Bak 'Ome' I wrote a double page spread in the NME, "At Home with Slade in Wolverhampton," and toured their local haunts in Nod's new Avenger car, such as their favourite watering hole, the infamous Trumpet pub-club, where they introduced me to local musicians Tommy Burton and pianist Reg Keirle, whose rendition of, 'My Rhubarb Refuses to Rise' still brings a tear to my eye some thirty years later.

We drove through the stark areas of Wednesbury and Tipton, which Noddy referred to as "Wolverhampton's Sunset Strip". These were the places that gave the band their down to earth identity and roots, where they were comfortable with their families and friends. Nod pointed out Pipers Row, where the scarlet ladies stalked looking for clients, and the butcher's shop where Mick Marson, whom Nod replaced in The 'N Betweens, used to work.

We wound up at the local church where the man they affectionately called "Holy Joe", alias the Prebendary Philip Husban, aka ''The Preb," gave shelter and rehearsal room to aspiring local bands like The Invaders, Breadhead and the then relatively unknown Judas Priest. He addressed them alike with a cheerful, "Still making that hideous row," and a cry of "Fares please," when he came to collect the few shillings he charged for the use of the church assembly rooms.

I often wonder what Holy Joe would have made of Noddy's subsequent famous entrances on stage in a dog collar, doing his version of the marriage ceremony for Slade fans: "Dearly beloved we are here tonight to join this rock to this roll ..... I think he would have loved it. He was that rare kind of good-hearted clergyman, who believed Jesus must have had a good laugh sometimes and working with youth was an investment in the future.

Slade records were seldom in the hippie's record collection, but it was amazing what happened when they played to "the unconverted" new audiences at Festivals like Lincoln, Reading and Donnington, which after a few blistering numbers became the scenes of famous victories for them in the face of adversity.

Around the time of Take Me Bak 'Ome: at the end of May, 1972, Slade agreed to risk appearing at Lincoln as part of the Great Western Festival. Jim travelled there in a car with Chas and confessed that he was nervous about being on a bill with heavyweight groups like The Beach Boys, Genesis and new critical darlings Roxy Music - it was an underground audience and Slade were seen as a pop band. Chas was his usual bullish self and told him firmly: "Trust me - yoos lads are gooing to write a new chapter in the annals of rock and roool today." And they did.

"We went on to a chorus of boos and jeers, but got across that we just wanted to help them have a good time, and after three numbers there were sixty thousand all on their feet cheering." remembers Nod. The weather improved. The Sun came out. The rain stopped and the crowd got up and clapped. It was divine "interference."

It was also an element of unholy intervention from Chas. He delayed everything back stage until it was right for his boys to go on in the twilight. You can also factor in Slade's indefatigable ability to stand and deliver the goods, but whatever it was it worked.

"Even the music press had to admit we won that battle and I put some icing on the cake by introducing the late actor Stanley Baker, who was one of the promoters, on stage. I got the crowd to chant, 'Stanley, Stanley, Stanley: like the native warriors in his most famous movie, 'Zulu: He came up, took a bow to the chanting and loved it."

Lincoln was an important break for Slade because it proved that, though they might have been branded a top pop group by the teen press, they had genuine rock credentials when it came to live performance. This was confirmed that week by the Melody Maker, who printed a full page photo of Nod in his bowler hat with his 'The Pope Smokes Dope" slogan slapped on the brim, looking like one of the droogs from 'A Clockwork Orange: The crowd were pictured on their feet, clapping over their heads in obvious enjoyment. Slade had proved to the sceptical music critics that they really rocked.

"We'd been told at Lincoln before we went on that no one was allowed to do an encore," adds Nod. "But the reaction was so good Stanley told us we must go back out and do another number, so we did and I just yelled something at them like, 'Is everybody crazy now?' and we had an idea for another single."

Jim also remembers that the buzz word "crazy" stuck in his mind from something the bouncers said to them at a gig with the Walker Brothers. When they asked how the three Americans had gone down, the bouncers told them:
"They were all crazy on whisky."

When they wrote the original lyric it was, "My, my, we are all crazy now," but Nod sang it "Ma Ma" and after Chas heard it live he was convinced it was "Mama" and so it became "Mama Weer All Crazee Now". The introductory scream Nod gives on the record was meant just to be a warm up, but Chas loved spontaneity and kept it in. Jim still believes this was the finest rock song they ever wrote, although afterwards of course the pressure was on to write more hits quickly and consolidate.

Slade were now also finding themselves in huge demand for live gigs but they felt honour bound to fulfil their contracts with those small clubs who gave them the work when they needed it.
"The little clubs were heaving at the seams now with the extra demand for tickets," says Nod. "I can recall one scene at the Belfry in Birmingham where it only took a few hundred people but they were queuing for three miles down the road. It was the same at all the little clubs we still had to play."

America was "the great challenge that proved impossible to crack for the boys from The Black Country. They were never understood or promoted successfully by the Americans 'and Chas made an initial error by trying to go in "big time" to New York without a hit single.

"The problem was that we were not big time in America, nor did we know how to behave like it," grins Nod. "There was an absolute classic at the airport when we arrived to a no-show reception and quietly picked our own luggage up off the carousel and then climbed into a van we thought had been provided by the record company to take us to the hotel.

"We must have looked impressive on arrival - 'look here come the new Beatles in a renat-a-van: "Apparently there were two long black luxury stretch limos parked directly behind the van, which we ignored because we never dreamed they would be for us. The roadies really appreciated them when they came out later. You can take the lads out of Wolverhampton but you can't take Wolverhampton out of the lads.

"We were just the same at press receptions and big occasions. By the time the media and the VIPs had arrived we'd noshed the free food and drunk the bar dry and we were always the last to leave after everyone else had gone home. We just had no idea of being fashionably late or cool."

Eventually Slade established a reputation in the U.S. the hard way; by live performance in New York and big cities like Detroit and Cleveland. But on the West Coast and in the South they couldn't make a dent. The media just didn't know what to make of them. Slade were too heavy for AM stations, but did get play on FM, which was how they were able to sell out 20,000 seat stadiums in some cities. The American press, however, took one look at their image, raised an eyebrow, and confirmed that vaudeville was dead. On top of all this they couldn't understand a word of their heavy midlands accents, but Chas was determined that Slade would eventually break and that they would not become, as Jim now feared, "just a cult band."

"Yoos don't want to throw in the sponge now, do yoos Jim? Yoos know what a cult band is, don't yoos Jim?" Chas reprimanded Slade's bass player firmly. "It's a band with no hits followed around by a few pseudo musical morons."

One plus that did emerge from an early American trip was the song 'Gudbuy T' Jane; which Nod reveals was inspired by a girl they met on a TV programme. Jim got the idea for the melody and the verse and when they got to the studio Nod went to the 100 for inspiration and came out with a new lyric. He wanted it to sound more optimistic, to sing "'Ullo to Jane." But Jim. ever the pessimist, stuck to his guns and it was gudbuy to that and "Gudbuy T' Jane."

"Jane was the co-host of a San Francisco pop show we appeared on, who was there as eye candy;' says Nod.
"She just draped herself over the host but never spoke on screen. She threw a fit the time we went on because she'd lost one of what she called her 'Forties Trip Shoes: These were the fashionable high platforms already in Bibas in London, but the U.S. were still catching up. She was determined not to appear with only one shoe and was hysterical. That is what the song is about."

The hits were now flowing from the pens of messrs Lea and Holder. Their next single, 'Cum On Feel the Noize; went straight to number one from nowhere. The idea for the
follow up:Skweeze Me Pleeze Me: came from an audience participation number; which they saw Reg Keirle, their favourite pianist, do at The Trumpet in Wolverhampton.

"That went straight to number one, too." says Jim. But, ever the perfectionist, he adds:
"It really was almost too easy for us now, so we'd throw in something different like 'My Friend Stan: which I never thought was a single, but Chas heard echoes of The Beatles again. It just failed to make number one.

"Piano equals failure." droned a small, irritating voice from the corner of the dressing room.

Slade now had an unprecedented reputation for showmanship and performance allied with an uncanny knack of producing number one records. Nothing less than a chart phenomenon, they were just as popular on stage in the UK, Europe and Australia,

"I think showmanship was second nature to us and we just built our stage act from bits and pieces over the years." offers Nod. "I always tried to involve our audience from a very early stage. Kids just love to join in and feel a part of what's going on. There were always nutters who followed us around, like the girl who dressed as a ballerina who we'd get on stage and sing to. And then there was this local lad, Melvyn, who liked to get up on stage and sing 'Skippy The Kangaroo; which we allowed him to do, and then hopped around behind him when he wasn't looking."

In July 1973, Slade took their audience participation party to the massive 18,000 seat Earls Court Exhibition Centre and the crowd were a mass of top hats and glitter, intending to join in the show. It was a monumental night and Slade were hailed by some as The Kings of Glam Rock.

Dave was wielding his "Super- Yob" guitar and threw himself into the fancy dress tub with such enthusiasm that he emerged looking like a giant revolving Christmas cracker, which was enough for the press to establish that these boys were leaders of the glitterati.

"Elton John's outrageous gear doesn't seem to have done his record sales any harm;' Dave justifiably pointed out when he was criticised for going over the top.

Jim later met up with Elton in LA when he was playing giant stadiums and Slade were still struggling to establish themselves in smaller venues on the West Coast.

"Y'know" said Elton candidly, "I just don't get it. You should be the ones playing these giant stadiums - you're made for it. But it's just me and my piano. I just don't get it." Neither presumably did Dave because it was certainly one case where piano equals success.

Glam Rock and their "wacky" image, as Jim refers to it, might have been something of a musical strait jacket were it not for their ability to prove again and again on stage that they were also a great live act. Called in at very short notice to replace Ozy Osbourne, Slade proceeded to steal the show at the 1980 Reading Festival, from which their hit EP charted with the hugely popular 'When I'm Dancing I Ain't Fighting:

The following year they played the heavy metal Donnington Festival in Derbyshire to similar acclaim, emerging with another hit, 'Lock Up Your Daughters:

Massive crowds held no fears for Slade, who could really mix it up with the big boys and loved proving to the critics they could blow most other bands off the stage with their songs.

There are some rare, unsung gems in this collection, which were featured on the B-sides of singles and were unheralded cuts on early albums - like 'One Way Hotel'.
It was written by Don, Nod and Jim about the terrible, cheap little places where they all stayed in one room with two roadies and, on one occasion, six workmen from a building site.

'The Bangin' Man' was thought to be about a roadie, who used to wake them up early, but was actually "Bonking Man;' who woke them up with other noises not unremoved from the aforementioned "six." Another little oddity, 'Knuckle Sandwich Nancy' concerned a Wolverhampton lass who had tattoos (unusual at the time) and liked to fight men.

Nod took lots of ideas for lyrics from newspapers. 'Myzterious Mizster Jones' came from a story about a spy ring.And their first and only big U.S. hit 'Run Runaway' was inspired by another story about a jewel thief, much like the Pink Panther, sunning himself on the run in the South of France: "See the chameleon lying there in the sun - all things to everyone."

Slade always had the potential to come back with a bang and after being absent from the upper reaches of the charts for much of the late Seventies and early Eighties. they did exactly that with the number two UK hit 'My Oh MY: It was Jim's brainchild, a successful attempt to write an arm-waving smash like Rod Stewart's 'Sailing: and it was followed by another top ten smash, 'Run Runaway.'

As their PR again, in the Eighties, I can recall taking a small press party down to a castle in Wales where they were shooting the video for 'Run Runaway: an event which turned into a kind of Monty Pythononesque nightmare. It was "Rabbie Burns Night" in the hotel and some drunken Scot thought it would be fun to turn on the fire alarm every two hours throughout the night and get us all up out of bed in the pouring rain and down the outside fire escapes.

At one surreal moment in the hotel reception at 4am there were a contingent of the Dagenham Girl Pipers, the entire video crew, a giant caber tosser, firemen with yellow oxygen cylinders on their backs, the old DJ and wrestling commentator Kent Walton, all four members of Slade clutching instruments and in various stages of undress, plus the original BBC 'Mastermind' host Magnus Magnusson who was, unluckily for him, staying in the same hotel.

On the third occasion this happened uniformed police joined the melee because one of Slade's roadies, suffering from sleep deprivation, had a shotgun under his dressing gown and was looking for any Scotsman he could find. The police exited with the road manager, under arrest and apparently grateful for a quiet night in the cells, and Magnus followed them through the hotel doors, his pyjamas flapping about under his jacket, cases packed, muttering darkly: "It happened last night as well."

America adored the 'Run Runaway' video that resulted from this mayhem and was mostly shot in a violent storm - "thunder and lightning very very frightening" as a soaked Dave Hill "Queenly" observed high up on the battlements, whirling about like a dervish in the rain with his guitar a potential lightning conductor.

Nevertheless, it seemed that even with 'Run Runaway' becoming their first ever top twenty hit in America in early 1984, Slade were cursed in the U.S. Things didn't bode well when they arrived for their last tour (they were to be special guests of Ozy Osbourne) at the airport in Chicago to find no car to meet them in the sleet and snow. They had to flag down cabs for both themselves and their equipment and later a record company representative phoned the hotel to enquire whether they liked the flowers and champagne in their rooms.

"We would have preferred the courtesy of a car to pick us up in the snow storm at the airport," Jim told him.

Then the curse really struck. After just a handful of dates, Jim went down with hepatitis and nervous exhaustion and had to be flown home. The Cow Palace in San Francisco, their first scheduled show with Ozy after five warm-up gigs of their own, proved to be Slade's last live performance.

"Sometimes I think Nod unfairly shoulders the burden for breaking up Slade," says Jim. "In fact it was all of us who were worn out from 20 years of touring at the time and I'd had it too at that stage. I think I smelled the writing on the wall when we were supporting Ozy in America and we got the waft of pot from the audience, which seemed to require an obligatory 20-minute guitar solo - which was not our style. We'd finished our song before they even lit up their joints. We were not made for those times. Our time was up that was all,"

Nod was exhausted from 20 years on the road and the extra burden of being acting manager after they'd split from Chas shortly after Reading in 1980. His personal life was in tatters and so he effectively served notice on the band in 1984 as far as playing live was concerned and has steadfastly refused to go back on the road ever since.

"It just was not fun any more," he says simply. "I think we quit at the right time to earn the respect and re-evaluation we are now receiving,"

There is much more to Slade than meets the eye and this anthology is the first really comprehensive collection to emphasise the point. The four CDs cover all Slade's hits plus key album tracks, rare B-sides and recordings from early in their 20 year plus life-span. This is the definitive overview of Slade's music, enabling us to appreciate the depth and versatility of a band who justly get nominated every year for a life time achievement award - something which surely someone will soon realise is long overdue.

Let the Gud times roll.

Keith Altham



SLADE the WORKERS’ PLAYTIME BAND

New Musical Express  September 16th 1972



At last, says KEITH ALTHAM, here’s
a kick for smug pomposity in rock


SLADE the WORKERS’
PLAYTIME BAND
POP IS ALIVE and the proof is right before our ears and eyes in the shapes and sounds of Slade. The one ominous factor missing in the past few years from rock music has been some band with the kind of energy, honesty and humour which could compete with the educationalists. Slade are the first band since the Stones, the Beatles and the Who with the right approach to prick the inflated bubble of pomposity inherent in some of those artists who consider themselves above the common lot.

Slade are a working man's band - rock music at factory-floor level, a place where it's usually at its most simple and its most truthful. It is the vantage-point from which most of those bands who are now considered 'progressive' started - and from which they have either developed new sensitivities" or sunk into a morass of the banal and posturing stupidity which emerged with the few honest bands from the underground'''.

Noddy Holder, Don Powell, Dave Hill and Jimmy Lea can have now reached that point where they are tolerated by many of their previous critics because they arc overtly successful despite the labels of "rock and roll yobs” slapped upon them from a great height. “Oh Yes, quite fun but one can’t take them seriously, can one?"

One need not…
One should not, but if you need to talk to someone about music and Slade you could always try Jimmy Lea (bass and violin) who graduated from the London National College of Music with honours and passed Grades II to V at the Royal School of Music with distinction.

At one time Lea fiddled on the fringe of the National Youth Orchestra and could be found seated in the string section playing such celebrated works as Beethoven’s Fifth following five years of music studies under an eccentric old professor in Wolverhampton, who had an interest in spiritualism and who scared his young students so much that he insisted on having his Dad along for an initial period.

Today Lea refers to himself as the great unknown in Slade, due to the fact he stand~ back on the stage while Noddy pushes his face forward and Dave Hill flaps about like an asthmatic seal - mouth agape and strutting about in search of something to ride while Don does his amazing impression of a man hammering his kit into the floor.

More significantly, Jim has been responsible, together with Noddy, for every major hit written by the group and co-wrote Coz I Luv You, Look Wot You Dun, Take Me Bak ‘Ome and Mama Weer All Crazec Now.

He believed uncharacteristically for a musician, that in many respects his musical training held the group back because of his earlier preoccupation with doing the correct thing and insistence on attempting clever arrangements. Working with Noddy, he is now convinced, for the first time provided him with the right counter balance. Although he reads music perfectly he prefers to rely now on what he hears with his ears and what producer Chas Chandler tells him sounds right on record.

"I used to write quite complicated stuff for the group, with harmonics and arrangements, until Nod and I put our heads together.." said Jimmy when I spoke to him at his manager's London offices ... “After listening and playing classical music I've come to the conclusion that really ·simplicity' is what it's all about.
'The essence of really communicable music is in its simplicity - things that get into your head right away. You ask most people what they like about classical music and the immediately relate to the more popular pieces.
"Listen to Tchaikovsky’s B Flat Concerto and you realise how simple the really good music is. The appeal in things like Glenn Miller's "Moonlight Serenade' (he do-dahs a few bars to illustrate the repetition) was its amazing simplicity.”
“The really heavy composers like Brahms and Beethoven knew all about the effectiveness and importance of keeping it simple - the real delvers know about it but the public does not. Beethoven was a pop writer, he wrote for the masses. You have to communicate.  My musical training has been useful in that it gives me the ability to retain tunes almost at once - just after one hearing, when maybe the others might forget it. But the most valuable things I pick up by ear.
“It was really the Beatles who turned me off just studying and playing music by numbers, onto working things out for myself. There was a conflict between my love., the guitar and violin lessons but I kept up both to please my parents. I’m really all through with trying to be musically correct, what counts is if it sounds right. There was a time when I used to play a very fast bass just to be clever. It didn’t didn't fit in with anything - it didn't contribute to a group identity. It just blotted the other out.
“When we originally recorded "Coz I Luv You' I was completely dissatisfied with the way it was interpreted - it came out sounding much too sugary for me. We were all a bit scared of putting it out. Now I feel that it was the most complete thing we done because it was the simplest."
Criticism is something every band has to live with from the Press and media the like and Slade have taken their fair share and usually with a grin. The grin these days is a trifle drier, and they remember the people who helped them on the way up and needed encouragement - DJs like Tommy Vance, and sound engineers like Mike Harding at the DDC, who put a good word in for them on “Sounds of the Seventies" when they needed it.
"It’s difficult to take the critics too seriously once you've had a few reviews like the one we’ve had recently at places where Noddy has lost his voice, and out comes a rave review because they now think it is the thing to do in view of our popularity. Previously we've played really well and know it and out comes a slam!"
With a few of the nose in the air "musicians'" still around them, Slade also remember those few respected musicians who have been complimentary.
 “I think one of the nicest things to happen to me personally was Frank Zappa coming up to me in the Speakeasy after we had played a gig in the very early days, and saying he liked my bass playing. I’d respected him as a musician for some time, so it was really nice."
When it comes to being opinionated Jim can be as youthfully brash as his cohorts and on certain subjects at least, he might be saying what a great many feel, but feel it not polite to say. Jim jumps in with both feet firmly in his mouth.

On Lennon and McCartney today:
“I love them both, I really do.. but I wish they'd leave their wives out of their music. To me it just sounds as though Yoko and Linda are interfering, and I think both of them are poor musical substitutes for what Paul and John were to each other."
Are Slade a better group musically than T. Rex in his opinion?
"Bolan's a clever bloke, and that’s all I'm going to say. Its not just luck to have had the number of number one hits he has had. 0h he must have something."
Did he think they had the potential to become anything as good as the Cream?
"We played with the Cream twice - I never thought they were anything spectacular. I suppose they were a good group, but they were nothing compared to the Beatles.'"
On their own album "Play It Loud":
“As far as I’m concerned. it was rubbish - I hated that album. It was made at a time when were starting to write our own material.'"
One of the problems that Slade has is reconciling critics to the fact that they are not just a band, but an act and Jim made the point quite emphatically.
“I don't think you could or should separate showmanship and music. I think the two go hand in hand. Musicians right down the ages have bad personalities that they've been known for, and behaviour has often been even more infamous. They were all flash gits, or eccentrics. We've always been into things on stage, which would capture attention. Slade is music, humour and acting. If it was just music, there'd be no point m going on stage. We could just make records."

The Slade Ace

New Musical Express June 24th 1972

Exclusive Interview by Keith Altham

“We represent a new Age. If people think we’re musical dunces it’s because they’re out of touch”

One of the more popular misconceptions usually aired behind Slade's back is that they are no more than a bunch of overgrown skinheads with little to recommend them other than a vulgar stage act and a few prefabricated and very basic hit singles.

It is, in fact, a belief held by quite a few misguided musical critics who set themselves up as oracles upon what is valid in contemporary music.

It is a criticism seldom voiced to the group themselves for fear of a good 'bottling' or more practically because some know full well that at a certain level of success a band will help sell papers and kicking Slade's legions of fans in the teeth will not help circulation figures.

The pity is that the group are well able to take care of themselves and those kind of rock bigots but they seldom get the chance to meet the sniping head on, Knowing full well of their real potential I let them have the case for the prosecution in their manager’s office last week and herewith the justifiable earful I got In reply from the trio of Jimmy Lea, Don Powell and Noddy Holder. Dave Hill was excused - missing believed drunk - Bak Home!!

They were feeling a trifle hung over from Jim's and Nod's birthday celebration in London's 'Tramps' the previous night and just about ready for some provocative action.
"We know that a lot of musicians think we are a load of shit and don't deserve the following we have." said Noddy who is nothing if not frank.
"Well, that following has not come easily or quickly and we've worked fucking hard over three years to get it.
“What we are doing is very simple and very basic but we are doing it. We've written and played all our hit material and they must realise that takes some musical knowledge and talent.
"We're playing within our own capabilities because we would rather do something well than overreach ourselves into a field where there are already too many mediocre groups out of their depth.
"You've got to start somewhere and we've begun by building on a simple entertaining rock format which is fun .- we enjoy it and we've no desire to educate anyone.
"We’ve said it before and I'll say it again - we don't give a fuck about these critics who think we are a bunch of 'thickies' without any musical taste. We are entertaining a whole mass of young people between twelve and twenty who dig us and we think the way they think.
"Most of the people from the Sixties Generation who liked the Stones and the Beatles have no idea how those young people think or feel - they're a generation removed from what they're thinking.
"It's time a few of those people realised we are in the 1970's now. We don't play for 'heads' or 'skinheads' or any other kind of heads. We represent a new Age and if people think we are musical dunces that's because they are out of touch.
"We're not vulgar and we're not obscene. If I stood on stage and pissed on the audience that would be vulgar. What we indulge in is back-street cracks, the kind of language that every kid of our age has heard before and we're not influencing them any more than their schoolmates. We drag it out into the open, laugh at it, and it clears the air.
"It's not important at this stage to run around trying to prove to the critics what brilliant musicians we are - we don't need their respect as long as we have it for ourselves. The only people we care about are our public.
"We played the Lincoln Festival and I was really worried about the audience, It wasn't our audience or even largely our audience. When we went on stage we got a few hecklers and some boos. but by the time we'd got through three numbers and impressed them with the fact that all we wanted to do was help them have a good time we had them all going and got one of the best receptions at the festival. Even the Press acknowledged that.
"Slade are a good band and we are getting better all the time. We've got to take one step at a time though and now that we have made a name for ourselves as an exciting rocking and stomping band we want to consolidate that before proving a few other points.
"With the 'Live' album we managed to convince most people that we were not just a studio band turning out studio hits and our next album will be something different.
"On the next album we are going to do all kinds of different music - soul, hard rock, jazz and blues. Maybe that will convince a few more people that we are not just one-track musical minds but we are not out to prove anything individually. There are no individual musical freaks in the band, and we want to keep it that way.
"We know that we have individual musical ability. You only have to talk about music with Jim for a few minutes to discover that he has had classical training and can sight read. You only have to listen to his violin work and piano to realise he is very underestimated and that goes for Don and Dave as well.
"There is still plenty of room for improvement within the area in which w~ are working now and as soon as we've proved that we are the best band in the world at one thing maybe it will be time to talk about moving on to another."
Noddy is obviously not going to say it himself but it might also be borne in mind that they have what I consider to be the most penetrating and effective rock vocalist since John Winston Lennon.

Having disposed of the more objectionable points made by the Slade Slammers we turned our subject of discussion to the future, and the shape of things to come.

Uppermost in the band's mind is America but their manager Chas Chandler has very shrewdly resisted the temptation to throw them in at the deep end after a few big hits and is simply sitting back and watching the offers snowball.
"We've really used the Continent as a yardstick to measure how we could crack the States." said Chas. "We managed to do it in Europe by making ten major TV appearances and that is the way I want to do it in America.
"There are very few bands who can come across on TV with the kind of visual impact which will communicate itself to the audience from a small screen but Slade can do it.
"What 1 don't want is to send them over on one of those petrifying slogs around America where they work themselves into an early grave before they get going. I've seen too many good groups fall to pieces and break their hearts trying to open up the States by touring."
It might be as well to note that Chas obviously knows what he is talking about with some hard won personal experience from his early days in the Animals and his successful promotional work with Jimi Hendrix whom he co-managed.

Marc Bolan who is, of course, contemporary with the kind of young success, which Slade are enjoying recently, made his bid for fame in the States but with apparently qualified success. Did he make any mistakes?
"Yeah:' smiled Chas slyly. "He didn't have a manager or someone who knew what America is about. It's difficult to appreciate the size of the problem unless you have experienced it."
Noddy was enthusiastic about the group's following now in Europe.
"We did a few live appearances and did as much TV as we could," said Noddy. "On one of our dates in Holland they had to bring in the local fire brigade to hold up the balcony, the kids were stomping so hard."
While discussing their recent performance on "Top Of The Pops" the strange case of Ray Davies and 'the punch up' in the BBC Club last week came to light. Mr. Davies, like Alice. is apparently becoming curiouser and curiouser.
"We couldn't understand it," said Jim. "I mean we genuinely liked the Kinks and admired Ray Davies, we really did. I went up to see him and told him I'd really enjoyed a performance of theirs I'd seen in Southampton and he turned round and said:
" ‘Oh, yeah, they were the crap days, By the way I don't like your shirt,' and poured a beer all down me".
Entering into the spirit of the occasion Mr. Lea poured a pint over Mr. Davies in return.
"Everything we said he seemed to think was meant nastily or something. Just as we were leaving Dave said 'Tara Ray' and Ray got hold of him by his hair and started swinging on it."
Having eventually extracted Mr. Hill from the fray and calmed him down, the diminutive figure of Mr. Chandler ambled back in to the club to inquire what was troubling Mr. Davies.
"As I walked back into the club this arm shot out and grabbed hold of my shirt," said Chas. "It was Ray - I was amazed. He said something like, 'Come here I want to talk to you,' So I got hold ofhim by the throat and talked to him!
"I think that was the point when they banned me from the BBC Club, I, of course, said how sorry I was that I walked in with my hands in my pockets and allowed Ray Davies to attack me."
Those who have known of Ray's eccentric behaviour over the years will not be unduly surprised by this little outburst but .it does seem a strange way to win friends and influence people who had nothing but compliments to offer the Kinks. Incidentally Ray, Rick Wakeman sends his regards!!!

We ended up on a happier note talking about the insane road crew, which Slade have now gathered together for their continued enjoyment.

Number one man is 'Swin' whose real name is Graham Swinnerton otherwise known as 'Mr. Immaculate' to the boys for his sartorial elegance. When Slade are feeling particularly bloody minded they insist that all the other three roadies speak through him.

The most extraordinary character in the crew appears to be 'Charlie' alias Ian Newham (sic) who is their sound mixer and has remarkable penchant for driving down main roads in the wrong direction.

It was Charlie who once rang up Chas from Park Lane when expected to be at London Airport and when the boss inquired what he was doing in Park Lane was told: "I woke up here."

'Rob' who is unknown by another name is their roadie described slanderously by John Steel as "a thundering Scottish drunk" who is usually referred to as 'Paddy' and whom no one can really understand due to his thick brogue.

And finally their mystery 'roadie' is 'Morris' otherwise known as Martin Norris who refuses to speak to anyone but is easily distinguishable by his tanned elbow and tendency to do impressions of air brakes.
"An indispensable team!" said Nod.

Damn Critics

New Musical Express, April 1st 1972


SLADE DONT GIVE A DAMN ABOUT CRITICS 

…says manager Chas Chandler. Last week he discussed his years with Hendrix. Here he covers the period from Hendrix to Slade.

From last week 
"AS IT HAPPENED I had his return ticket to America in my brief case and I took It out and walked out of the control room and into the studio to give it to him. I told him if he really felt like that we should forget it and he said 'Let's try again'. 
"…don't want to give the impression I was the only person responsible for Jimi's success, though. We bad help from a lot of people. 
In particular there was Kit Lambert - who practically knocked a table over in his excitement to get at me and sign Jimi for Track Records after a performance the Experience did at the London Speakeasy, People like Lennon, Jagger, McCartney and Harrison  were helping just by mentioning him around. 
"Noel Redding and Mitch were also very important. There was never much love lost between me and Mitch, but his drumming knocked me out and Jimi had a lot of respect for him. Noel kept Jimi down to earth - he was very down to earth in those days, and Jimi used him to decide which direction he should go. 
"The first big break we got in the States came courtesy of Paul McCartney, who they were trying to involve in the Monterey Festival. He told them it wouldn't be any kind of music festival without Hendrix. From there on things just burst wide open." 
Chas had already promised me he would take me with him on his first trip to the States with Hendrix and as a man of his word I went to Monterey and witnessed the festival on which Hendrix preceded the only group la the world who could have ever followed him - The Who

When Hendrix exploded onto that stage and left amidst blown out amplifiers and blown out minds the Flower Children had something else to talk about besides their negated ideas of love and peace. 

He was a personification of active and positive force - suppressed anger and explosive excitement. It was like listening to a brain storm. It was only at the point I realised what the word genius meant as applied to a musician. 

Hendrix was still worrying about his vocal powers;
"In the early tracks he kept asking me to put his voice back and bury it," said Chas. "I wouldn't do it because I realised that, like Dylan, the voice had identity and the one thing went with the other. No one could sing his songs the way they were intended. There was something unique in the timing between his voice and the guitar that made it one. . 
"The perfect Hendrix single for me was 'Purple Haze' because it was the best example of his work in 2½ minutes and flip side and was a clear indication of the man's unique brilliance as a musician," 
Approximately two-thirds through Hendrix's career Chandler sold out his interest in Hendrix's management to his partner Mike Jeffries. The big question was, why? 
"There were a hundred reasons," says Chas. "The most important was that Jimi didn't appear interested in advice any more. We were in New York and working on an album but he wanted everything his way or not at all, and I didn't feel like being along just for the ride. 
"If you are going to manage anyone yon have to feel that you are contributing some thing. At that time Jimi didn't want to listen to anyone, and so I thought 'OK' this is the time to do something new." 
Chandler's departure from the scene seemed to coincide with Hendrix's withdrawal and the eventual dissolution of the Experience, althougb I may be reading too much into the split. 
"I think be began to lose his nerve just a little," Chas told me on reflection. "He recorded some great stuff which he wrote, produced and played himself just before we split, but he couldn't bring himself to release it on the market. By then he had become conscious of just how big be was, and there was no-one standing next to him and telling him just how good he was. 
"It's not possible for me to tell how much of a mistake he made by breaking up the Experience because I was out of touch for six or seven months and a lot happened in that time." 
It was around this time that I found myself once more in New York and attempting to contact Jimi about his transition from the Experience into 'The Band Of Gipsies' with Buddy Miles. He had been virtually a recluse In his New York flat for almost a year and only ventured out in the early hours of the morning to do recording in his new studio, 'Electric Ladyland'
"Eventually he spoke to me on the phone and told me of his new plans, explaining he could not see me personally because of a swollen gland." 
I talked to Chandler about the circumstances of Jimi's death. He told me: 
"He'd been on the phone to me the day before and asked if there was any way that we could get together again for recording purposes, and I said 'Terrific, I'd love to'. I was going up to Newcastle to see my parents for the weekend and that was the Thursday. We were on the phone for about two hours and be told me he was going back to New York to pick up the tapes he had been putting in the can and we could work on them back here. I said 'OK see you in London on Tuesday', and the next day I went up to Newcastle and my father met me from the train and told me that Jimi was dead." 
Following Hendrix's tragic death, there was a period when Chas was concerned with the formation of a band called Fat Mattress, led by Noel Redding. It was his most notable failure. 
"It was one of the most confusing times of my life. The first Mattress album knocked me out - they produced it, they wrote it and it seemed inevitable to me that they would be huge. But it fell apart around everyone's ears. No matter how much time and effort was put into the group, nothing seemed to go right." 
The Mattress, if you will forgive the pun, split all ways and sideways, but Chandler was already into another rich strike. A group called Ambrose Slade from Wolverhampton had appeared upon the scene ••• 

"I was walking down the stairs of a London club and I heard what I thought was a record. It was a well-known number but with a different treatment. I remember thinking 'that's a great record' and I walked into the place and there was the group playing live.  
"When I first heard them it was not long after I had been looking after Jimi and somehow the exuberance was like a breath of fresh air. They were just four kids having a ball and their audience were having a great time too. They weren't trying to be the greatest musicians in the world but they were enjoying themselves and getting across to others.  
"I enjoy managing Slade more than I've enjoyed anything in my whole life. In many ways they remind me of the old Animals - that's probably why I'm so attached to them. We have more in common and I can share things with them, which just wasn't possible with Jimi at the end. 
"The reason I say Slade are a 'breath of fresh air' is that they are so young and brash - when you're that age nothing frightens you, and to them nothing is sacred. They're out to enjoy being young and if they happen to tread on a few people's toes in the process they don’t care too much. 
"They really don't give a damn what the critics think of them - they just laugh at those bigots who think they are not contributing anything worthwhile to the  music scene. Let's face it, the attitude of some bands is so 'heavy' that they are crumbling under their own weight 
"Their humour is very ad-lib, and if it happens to be a bit vulgar at times - so what, so is life. They're certainly not obscene to my mind, but do get rude turn-arounds. For example, on the new live album Noddy sings a tender John Sebastian song and just at the end you get a loud stereophonic belch. Now that is going to upset a few people but it wasn't rehearsed, it just happened like that on the night and it's going on the album. 
"There was never any question of excluding things like that, because I wanted an album which would capture exactly how they are on stage. This album Is Slade as they were last October. When you go to a Slade concert it's not just a question of sitting down and making a concentrated effort to penetrate the quality of the music. It's like being in good company and you go away laughing, having enjoyed the performance. 
"Those four fellas have a sixth sense among themselves and they're good musicians made better by the fact that they pool their ideas to produce something that is a group identity.” 
It has taken Chandler almost two years to break Slade, during which time a number of singles fell by the wayside and the group went through that amazing 'skinhead' image when they were shown shorn and dressed in the inevitable braces and 'kicking' boots. Was it worth the ‘bovver'?  
"There's no way of telling now how much bad or good it did but at least it got people to realise that there was a group called Slade around and half the battle is getting people to acknowledge your existence. It’s possible that if they had kept their hair long they might have been ignored as just another group. 
"As long as I live I will never understand why it took quite so long for them to make it. One of the problems was of course getting the airplay - on the first single we had no plays at all. We made the break through with 'Get Down And Get With It' by attempting to write something which would condense and capture the feeling of the live shows in just three minutes." 
The only occasion, apart from the relative failure of Fat Mattress, on which I can remember Chas not fulfilling his promise was when he failed to make the kick-off for a pop business football match which I had organised against the  'Fleet Street Friends' one cold and frosty morning in Hyde Park years ago. 

It appears that he had overindulged at a riotous party the night before and was found by incredulous friends the following morning, draped hugely over a settee, wearing one new football boot, black shorts and a decidedly silly 'out of the game' smile. The boot was reputed to be on the wrong foot. 

I mention this merely to demonstrate that even one who is so infuriatingly right so often is not perfect in spite of his simple maxim for success, which is: 
"Follow your nose and if you believe in it - do it and then put everything you have into proving you're right. If you don't you spend the rest of your life regretting it" 
By KEITH ALTHAM

On the following Sunday, Slade played at Coventry Theatre, apparently, with Ben E. King and support bands. Interesting act to share the bill with, I find the mental picture of Ben E. King fans mixing with the Slade teenyboppers hard to imagine. Slade fans giving Ben E. King a hard time is much easier to conjure up?